Oh…hi peasants; My name is Anastasia Solokov-Baxter-Lee-Fassbender.

Age? Let’s go with 22. Who am I? Some call me a scammer. A wannabe. A gold digger. Even a whore. Me? I think I’m an entrepreneur. I was raised in South London to a working class family. My family – God bless them – are a lovely bunch, but they had no ambition. Sure they had dreams, but they never set out to achieve anything. They were comfortable being stuck where they were – destitute…poor. I knew from a young age that I always wanted better than what I was being offered and since the age of 10, I’ve been going after what I wanted, despite all odds. I wanted to create a better life for myself – what’s wrong with that?

I’m the sort of person where if I see something I want, I go for it. At age 18 I wanted my sister’s man. I got him. Aged 20, I wanted to get into a law firm for a placement, I forged several documents and slept with HR and I got in. Aged 21, I wanted to settle down,  marry and start a family. I got it, 4 times over.

 

ASOS DESIGN Wide Fit Embellished Heels // ASOS DESIGN Print Wrap Dress (SIMILAR) // ASOS DESIGN Sunglasses // ASOS DESIGN Pom Pom Earrings

You see, I’ve always been a sucker for fame. The lights, the cameras and action. I love the glamour and prestige. The designer clothes, the scandals, the expensive dinners, all of it. I know deep down that I am better than most people and thus deserve to be treated as such. It was the life I was always supposed to have and I honestly believe that all the events that have happened to me in life have given rise to this moment. I’ve gone from dining at Wimpy’s to dining at Claridges, The Chiltern Firehouse and the Ivy and honestly, I deserve. I have paparazzi coming after me ALL THE TIME and it’s so bloody annoying to be honest. I want this life, however I hate how intrusive they are – I literally just want to be rich and live my life in peace.

I’m currently on my 4th husband as unfortunately, the other three passed away through mysterious circumstances. We live in a beautiful 5 bedroom Penthouse in Belgravia, with 4 of those rooms being kitted out for my wardrobe alone. I’m an expensive bitch with a love of fashion you see. I am a stepmother to about 8 or so children, mostly from my previous marriages however, I don’t really see them all that much to be honest. I’m sure they are around somewhere. I’ve always wanted my own children at some point but, I want to live a little first, you know?

Anyhoo, back to my husband. His name is Albert, he 79 and he is an oil tycoon – worth about 3 billion or so. A lot of people love to call me a gold digger, because my previous 3 husbands were also billionaires, but I don’t get what is so wrong with wanting a bit of financial security? I just so happen to be sexually attracted to rich men and I don’t see the problem in that at all! I’m an independent woman who deserves to be taken care of. That’s how I see it. Anyway, I love him dearly and so far he’s my favourite husband as he doesn’t need much taking care of. He had a really random, terrible fall last year and has a dodgy hip as a result of that, so he works in the Western wing of our penthouse mostly, confined to the bed. I check in on him sometimes; he doesn’t really need much.

 

Photography by Kaye Ford

Anyway, that’s enough about me I think. I think I’m going to save the rest for the biography I plan to write within the next 6 months or so. It’s going to be rivating so make sure you preorder! A huge thank you to Stephanie for allowing me to guest post, and I hope you like my photos! I hired a v v v exclusive and prestige photographer called Kaye and she does all my shots. She’s amazing. I normally only wear designer gear as I cannot stand peasantry polyester and synthetic fabrics touching my skin, however, I came across the pieces above and just HAD to get them as they look extremely expensive.

Please follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @StasiaSolo to keep up with my glamorous lifestyle, famous friends, luxe food and my fast cars (but please don’t follow if you have less than 20,000 followers as I have an image to uphold k thx)

 

Kisses and smooches and hugs!! xoxoxoxoxo